Stupidity
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ON NEW YEARS EVE/DAY I DECIDED TO STAY HOME WITH THE FAMILY. MY BROTHER WENT OUT AND DROVE A RENTAL CAR WHICH WAS PARKED NOT TOO FAR AWAY. HE USED THE FAMILY VEHICLE TO DRIVE TO THE ZIP CAR LOCATION AND SWITCHED VEHICLES. HE ASKED IF I COULD MOVE THE CAR BACK INTO THE BAY BECAUSE HE MIGHT GET LUCKY AND DOES NOT WANT TO GET A TICKET.
I FELL ASLEEP AFTER DRINKING SMOKING SOME WEED AND QUICKLY REMEMBERED AT 3AM. I RAN TO THE CAR AND QUICKLY DROVE AT FULL SPEED BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE INSURANCE. AS I CAME TO A JUNCTION A MOTOR BIKE CAME ROUND THE CORNER AND I SWERVED WHICH RESULTED TO ME BEING ON TOP OF A METAL TRIANGLE SHAPED CYLINDER. IT WAS STUCK UNDER THE FRONT BUMPER AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK AS I WAS LESS THAN 25YARDS FROM MY HOUSE. A FEW PEDESTRIANS WALKED BY AND TRIED TO HELP BUT WITH NO SUCCESS.
I TRIED TO CALL MY BROTHER WHO IS INSURED BUT COULD NOT GET THROUGH. I THEN CALLED MY COUSIN WHO SAID HE WAS ON THE WAY WITH THE AA. I WAITED FOR 30 MINS MORE AND HE SAID IT WOULD BE 2 MORE HOURS. I THEN WENT HOME THINKING ALL WAS GOOD AND WELL AND DRANK SOME WREY & NEPHEW ALCOHOL WHICH WAS THE ONLY DRINK IN THE HOUSE TO KEEP ME WARM WHILST I WAITED OUTSIDE. ITS ALCOHOL 63% ABV BUT IS VERY SWEET AND THE ONLY DRINK MY JAMAICAN FRIENDS WILL TOUCH SO I'VE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO IT.
1 HOUR 30 MINS LATER I WENT BACK TO THE CAR AND SAT INSIDE TO KEEP AWAY FROM THE RAIN AND WAIT FOR THE AA WHO WAS 20 MINS AWAY... AND THE POLICE SHOWED UP! I TOLD THEM WHAT HAPPENED AND EVERYTHING WAS BEING SORTED AND THEY DIDN'T SEEMED BOTHERED AND WAS WAITING WITH ME FOR THE AA TO COME AS THEY HEARD ME ON THE PHONE. JUST WHEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE A VAN FULL OF POLICE PULLED UP, AND THEIR SUPERIOR OFFICER TOLD THEM TO CHECK ME OUT AND DO A BREATH TEST. I FAILED THE BREATH TEST AS YOU CAN IMAGINE AND WAS ABSOLUTELY GOB-SMACKED. I GOT A 59 READING AND GOT TAKEN TO THE STATION FOR 12 HOURS!!
I WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT THE DRINKING, JUST THE INSURANCE TILL I DECIDED TO CHECK THE NET AND SAW THIS FORUM!
NOW I'M PISSED AND WORRIED ABOUT GETTING A DRINKING BAN. THE CORNER IS KNOWN TO HAVE ACCIDENTS ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS AND I WAS ADVISED TO GET A RECORD FROM THE COUNCIL AS PROOF. MY FRIEND SAID THEY MIGHT DELAY THE HEARING TILL THE EVIDENCE HAS BEEN SENT FROM THE COUNCIL AND I MIGHT HAVE TO ALSO GET STATEMENTS FROM NEIGHBORS WHO HAVE SEEN PREVIOUS CARS IN SIMILAR SITUATIONS.
1 HOUR 30 MINS AND PEOPLE STILL ASK WHY DID I STAY, WHICH IS A QUESTION I'VE BEEN BEATING MYSELF UP WITH!!!
I COULDN'T HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS AND HAVE GIVEN MY MATES PLENTY OF YEARS OF CRYING LAUGHTER TO CHERISH...
ESPECIALLY AFTER I JUST BLOODY WATCHED THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, I MAKE A FILM OUT OF THIS.
ANY RECOMMENDATIONS AND FURTHER ADVICE WOULD BE A BONUS.
I FELL ASLEEP AFTER DRINKING SMOKING SOME WEED AND QUICKLY REMEMBERED AT 3AM. I RAN TO THE CAR AND QUICKLY DROVE AT FULL SPEED BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE INSURANCE. AS I CAME TO A JUNCTION A MOTOR BIKE CAME ROUND THE CORNER AND I SWERVED WHICH RESULTED TO ME BEING ON TOP OF A METAL TRIANGLE SHAPED CYLINDER. IT WAS STUCK UNDER THE FRONT BUMPER AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY LUCK AS I WAS LESS THAN 25YARDS FROM MY HOUSE. A FEW PEDESTRIANS WALKED BY AND TRIED TO HELP BUT WITH NO SUCCESS.
I TRIED TO CALL MY BROTHER WHO IS INSURED BUT COULD NOT GET THROUGH. I THEN CALLED MY COUSIN WHO SAID HE WAS ON THE WAY WITH THE AA. I WAITED FOR 30 MINS MORE AND HE SAID IT WOULD BE 2 MORE HOURS. I THEN WENT HOME THINKING ALL WAS GOOD AND WELL AND DRANK SOME WREY & NEPHEW ALCOHOL WHICH WAS THE ONLY DRINK IN THE HOUSE TO KEEP ME WARM WHILST I WAITED OUTSIDE. ITS ALCOHOL 63% ABV BUT IS VERY SWEET AND THE ONLY DRINK MY JAMAICAN FRIENDS WILL TOUCH SO I'VE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO IT.
1 HOUR 30 MINS LATER I WENT BACK TO THE CAR AND SAT INSIDE TO KEEP AWAY FROM THE RAIN AND WAIT FOR THE AA WHO WAS 20 MINS AWAY... AND THE POLICE SHOWED UP! I TOLD THEM WHAT HAPPENED AND EVERYTHING WAS BEING SORTED AND THEY DIDN'T SEEMED BOTHERED AND WAS WAITING WITH ME FOR THE AA TO COME AS THEY HEARD ME ON THE PHONE. JUST WHEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE A VAN FULL OF POLICE PULLED UP, AND THEIR SUPERIOR OFFICER TOLD THEM TO CHECK ME OUT AND DO A BREATH TEST. I FAILED THE BREATH TEST AS YOU CAN IMAGINE AND WAS ABSOLUTELY GOB-SMACKED. I GOT A 59 READING AND GOT TAKEN TO THE STATION FOR 12 HOURS!!
I WASN'T WORRIED ABOUT THE DRINKING, JUST THE INSURANCE TILL I DECIDED TO CHECK THE NET AND SAW THIS FORUM!
NOW I'M PISSED AND WORRIED ABOUT GETTING A DRINKING BAN. THE CORNER IS KNOWN TO HAVE ACCIDENTS ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS AND I WAS ADVISED TO GET A RECORD FROM THE COUNCIL AS PROOF. MY FRIEND SAID THEY MIGHT DELAY THE HEARING TILL THE EVIDENCE HAS BEEN SENT FROM THE COUNCIL AND I MIGHT HAVE TO ALSO GET STATEMENTS FROM NEIGHBORS WHO HAVE SEEN PREVIOUS CARS IN SIMILAR SITUATIONS.
1 HOUR 30 MINS AND PEOPLE STILL ASK WHY DID I STAY, WHICH IS A QUESTION I'VE BEEN BEATING MYSELF UP WITH!!!
I COULDN'T HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS AND HAVE GIVEN MY MATES PLENTY OF YEARS OF CRYING LAUGHTER TO CHERISH...
ESPECIALLY AFTER I JUST BLOODY WATCHED THE WOLF OF WALL STREET, I MAKE A FILM OUT OF THIS.
ANY RECOMMENDATIONS AND FURTHER ADVICE WOULD BE A BONUS.